Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
i want this framed
I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.
that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
GIRLS TO AVOID:
-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men
-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of peopleBOYS TO AVOID:
-tumblr user davidthedeer
go dumb and disregard ur differences
This is beautiful.
This is what we need to promote
the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week
Imagine how is touch the sky
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
don’t dead open inside
we’re we here fuck we’re shit queer up
to the top
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax